The Tyrant's birthday is this coming Monday. Be aware that there will be no partying at her residence. She said in a public statement, "Really, I just want to relax with a couple of friends, maybe watch some movies, you know, normal stuff." Sadly it has been found that she has at least two lectures on the day. There was a moment of mourning but it has passed.
-Zach, the Assistant
P.S. Look, I'm writing this because she's busy with...other stuff. The Apocalypse, but don't tell anyone I told you, k?
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