Possibly this is a rant...

Just wanted to talk about a few things.

First, I don't know why, but I sorta want a Milo/Zach fic, where they've been secretly dating throughout Heroes and Star Trek, and all the relationships that are really obvious (Milo/Adrian, Chris/Zach) were just decoys *sigh* I know, no one will ever write it, and I'm a bit scared to write it myself. Not because it's RPF or anything, just...well...I think I'd probably ruin it *sigh*

They are so adorable, don't you think?

Second, I'm stuck on my fic!baby. I haven't written much in awhile, and I know I'll have to go back and think about those sex scenes because I don't think I did them well at all...*sigh* Anyways, the fic!baby is stuck. Sylar kicks Peter out and I want him to wallow, and then possibly Claire comes to try and intervene (doesn't work, she doesn't even realise why he's wallowing). So he decides, after a drunken conversation with Mohinder, to go and hit on chicks/guys in a bar. He goes to a local bar, is crap at picking up chicks/guys because he always ends up talking about Peter.

After a wallow (in which he thinks about his names) he meets a stranger at the bar, who calls himself Erik (it's Claude, calling himself after a Claude Rains character), and they get talking. Eventually Erik tells him about this guy who he likes, but that the guy was always "Sylar this, Sylar that." Sylar realises that Peter does love him, goes to his apartment and tries to play his iPod really loud outside his window, just like John Cusack's character in Say Anything. Peter doesn't hear him because a) it's an iPod, not a big ass radio, b) he's drunk, and c) Peter isn't even there because he's gone over to Emma's to have a big cry. So Sylar goes home and wallows, maybe watches a few depressing movies. Like Moulin Rouge.

Things continue like this for a few weeks (I might add a Luke intervention, and a Lyle one as well), neither speaking to the other, until Claire returns from college, due to it being vacation time. She hosts a party. Peter and Sylar both come. Peter, nervous, goes over and talks to the band who reluctantly let him have the microphone (everyone knows of Peter's bad voice). He sings 'Two Is Better Than One" (or "Brown Eyes"), while gazing at Sylar, who joins him at the end. There is kissing.

Claire is surprised, but quickly aclimatises herself to the situation. Lyle laughs at her, she smiles sweetly and introduces him to Luke. They hit it off. Lyle, to get Claire back for daring to matchmake him, brings Zach over from the buffet. There is sparkage.

Other than that, I don't really know. I need to reference other romcoms *sigh* But I've got the general gist of it down now. Phew. Maybe I'll write some tomorrow.

Third, I'm writing the Heroes chapter for someone on fanfiction.net, completetherainbow. I have the general outline for it (Peter and Sylar are in a relationship, Sylar cheats constantly, Ella (the OC) comes along and Sylar is fascinated by her (gifts and mysteriousness). There are het sexytimes (I know! How could I?). However once Ella realises that Sylar loves only Peter, she sets him up by singing the song "Tell Him." There are boykisses (woo). However, Peter (who has seemed quite stable up til now) is VERY jealous and kidnaps her, basically ending up yelling at her and threatening her. Sylar "happens" upon them, and is impressed by Peter's possessiveness. He tells Ella that she's boring, pathetic, unloveable (channelling much?). Despite that he tries to take her power. Which is when the Doctor appears, to save her. Sylar shrugs, and there are slash sexytimes back at their apartment). Woo. Now I just have to write that.

Fourth, my fifth part to the Surviving the Apocalyse fanfic I have going with Clare from fanfiction.net. I have to write a speech telling my people about the magical bean bags I gathered to protect them from the coming apocalyse, show Clare the Peter/Sylar closet tapes, and possibly bring Claire into it, who will be delivering a message from her grandmother, Angela. She and the Gwen Club may have a tea party. Gretchen might appear.

Fifth, I am now officially a Claire/Gretchen shipper. Hayden wanted it, I must obey her wishes, especially if she continues not-mooshing into my ships. Good girl.

Isn't that a cute picture of her? Yes, my girlcrush on Hayden Panettiere is still going strong. Can't wait for Heroes tomorrow. Eeeee.

Sixth, I had a weird but strangely sweet (and sad) idea for a Samson/Arthur fanfic. Samson regrets nothing, not even the kiss, not even the relationship, not even the love. Yeah, sort of established relationship between Samson and Arthur, before they each got married. Sigh. And it does sort of explain how Arthur knew who Sylar was; he was Samson's son.Yeah. Hmm. Of course I had to add a little Peter/Sylar in the end, where they come to visit him (Peter's idea) and Samson is surprised to meet Arthur's son. He eventually gives them his blessing, and dies that night. Maybe not happy, but at least content. I CANNOT BELIEVE I KEEP MAKING VERY EVIL CHARACTERS LIKE THIS. I AM WEIRD. And I don't even like Arthur Petrelli. Urgh.

Seventh, Pemma. Still hate it. IT IS NOT THE SHIZ, IT IS STUPID, PLEASE STOP WRITING PEMMA FICS, PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, LAURA. AND PLEASE, FOR THE GODS' SAKES, STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW PERFECT YOU ARE, AND HOW YOU'D DEFINITELY SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYSE. NO WONDER THERE ARE SITES DEDICATED TO HATING YOU. ALTHOUGH, THEY REALLY DO HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.

Eighth, well, that's about it, I think. Claire/Gretchen has got me more into femslash, I guess. Now I'm a Claire/Gretchen, Claire/Elle, Claire/Monica and Morgana/Gwen shipper as well. Which is nice. I might try my hand at writing a Claire/Gretchen fic at some point in time. Since there is a Claire/Gretchen community over on LJ.

Ninth, I'm sort of nervous about posting my fics over on LJ. I mean, some of those people are really good writers. My fics don't stand a chance against them. Urgh, I'm such a me-hater. I've been that way ever since I read my sister's fics. Sigh.

Tenth, on a better note, I'm writing a Claire-centric fic called Unsure, where she happens to walk in on certain situations involving certain het/slash ships, including Peter/Sylar, Noah/Claude, Lyle/Luke, and possibly Alex/Monica (thank you, James, and also I need to get on writing that) and Sandra/Janice (I really like this for some reason) And I know the last chapter is gonna be Claire/Gretchen so...*shrugs* I keep thinking "Lol, her whole family is gay! WOO!" I know, weird.

Anyways, I should probably get to bed. Hope I haven't completely bored you to tears with my rambling rant.

...and then there was a silence like no other and she knew she was DOOMED

Yeah.

Ideas keep popping into my head when I should be concentrating on my fic!baby *coughandmyschoolworkcough* but I know I'm writing Claude terribly OOC and yeah there's a reason but I feel really bad about it. Poor Claude, he really shouldn't have tried to change himself. As the movie Bridget Jones' Diary has taught me, men who look like Colin Firth will love you just the way you are! Obviously Claude has never watched this movie (or read the book). Well, he's not the chick flicks obsessed one *coughSylarcough* so I guess I can understand that but...still, it does strike me as OOC for Claude to even consider changing himself...maybe I should mention that he realised Peter was the only one who hadn't betrayed him (had in fact saved his life)? Oh, I don't know. All I know is that I'm gonna be plodding through these parts and cringing whenever Claude acts OOC. Damn my stupid brain.

On a slightly less frown-worthy note, my sister's getting her laptop back today! All fixed and everything! *does Dance of Joy*

My fic!baby

I'd just like to talk about my fic!baby for, uh, however long I want, bitch, this is my blog, g.

See, my fic!baby was inspired by an incredibly intense, very vivid dream I had the night I spent reading Drastically Redefining Protocol (an absofuckinglutely wonderful Merlin/Arthur AU fic) until 1am. Strangely (or not so, if you really know me) it wasn't Merlin/Arthur; instead it was *gasp* Peter/Sylar. Now, it's definitely changed since then but I'll give you the bare bones.

First off, a little background. It begins two years after Volume 4, with some added spoilers from Volume 5 (such as the character Emma). In this universe the slash relationships that MIGHT HAVE happened actually happened, such as Peter/Claude, Peter/Adam and Sylar/Mohinder (all of which are mentioned). It also references ALOT of chick flicks/romcoms. In fact it has taken on the plotline of a romcom, not unintentionally either. I'm a fan of the romcom and I will make obscure references to romcoms/chick flicks many people have never seen before. And I will use Peter and Sylar to make them. Yes, I am shameless.

So, Sylar sacrificed himself to save the world two years ago and someone brought him back from the brink of death. All the so-called 'good guys' have accepted him and helped him reintegrate himself into society. Noah and Angela even wrangled him a job at a local processing plant, as an engineer. Everything's pretty much perfect...except that a year ago he realised he was in love with one Peter Petrelli. And now his life is utterly fucked up because, in killing Nathan, he killed every chance he had with Peter. It's official, his life is shit.

Unbeknownst to him, Peter feels the same way. Ever since that Christmas night about a year ago, when Sylar sang 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas' and fell asleep on his lap, he's been lusting after a certain reformed serial killer. When he visits the man the morning after Sylar has been getting drunk with Mohinder (in order to get some advice about his shit life, no advice forthcoming unfortunately), he accidentally tells him he thinks of him as a brother. Taking matters into his own hands, Peter confronts Sylar at one of Claire's numerous parties and tells him how he really feels.

Sexytimes ensue, with some rather random slapstick stuff, usually because Peter is a klutz, although Sylar is a runner up. Ah well, that's love, I guess.

However when one of Peter's ex-boyfriends returns, trouble ensues and an obstacle is placed in the middle of our boys' pathway. Expect drunk encounters in bars, Sylar's efforts to pick up strangers, Lyle's bad flirting, an appearance by Luke, Peter singing a song, maybe a Say Anything scene with the radio and much more.

Will it end well? Have you been reading any of this? I'm a sucker for happy endings, possibly why I'm a fan of the romantic comedy. Feel good fun.

And now I'll leave you with a picture of the lovely men :)

Doesn't it look exactly like he's checking him out? Guh, the love.