Because if you can't blog about it, where can you, eh?

Okay.

*deep breath*

STOP IT, LAURA, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEMMA SO PLEASE STOP TALING ABOUT IT AND GETTING EXCITED ABOUT BECAUSE IT IS STUPID AND THERE WAS NOTHING THERE EXCEPT OHMYGODS-IT'S-THAT-CHICK-WHO-WAS-RUDE-TO-ME-SHE-CAN-PLAY-THE-CELLO. THERE WAS MORE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN HIM AND HESAM. SO PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. IT IS VERY ANNOYING.

ALSO, EMMA HAS BLONDE HAIR AND DARK EYEBROWS. WHY? I ASK YOU, WHY???

*deep breath*
Okay, phew, got that off my chest. Now I feel much better.

*pouts* I want some Peter/Sylar scenes, dammit.

Heroes

So I was reading this comment thread about when Heroes 'jumped the shark' or whatever. Now I'm the first to admit that Heroes is not exactly the most...coherent show, shall we say. It definitely has a lot of potential, and I would love to see the characters actually acting like Heroes (to date, uh, D.L. and Nicki, maybe? Monica? And where are they? Thank the gods they brought Micah back, now he's acting like a definite Hero, love him). But okay some of characters *cough* Maya, West *cough* are really WTF and I didn't really see any point to them (except that Claire needs a better friend *cough* Zach *cough* oh and that everyone likes to see some random woman sleep with a bug man).

However I love the show. Maybe it's a guilty pleasure, maybe it's the overall eye candy of the show, maybe it's because my Obsession is a part of it and hence I have to watch it, I don't know. See, if I stopped watching it, I would go into major Zachary Quinto withdrawal symptoms and die choking on the floor of my bedroom, my body to be discovered days later when my flatmates finally wonder where that smell is coming from.

I have just recently finished watching Volume 4 and cannot wait until Volume 5. I think I'm gonna like this Samuel guy (Robert Knepper, I think the actor's name is - his voice, I love it) even though you can see they're gonna make him the Big Bad (I love that he says revenge is in the cards, not justice, Go him). And Claire kisses a girl! I mean, come on, don't tell me you're not looking forward to that. In fact I think she kisses her roommate Gretchen (Madeleine Zima, FTW) so it's even better.

S1 - I started watching because of Milo Ventimiglia and stayed because of Zachary Quinto. Plus it had the added wowness of Malcolm McDowell (what is it with me and bad guy's voices?) and Christopher Eccleston (invisible hobo, FTW, and he's my favourite Doctor by far).

S2 - Kristen Bell and Dana Davis, I wish they had remained on the show *sigh* Finally characters who are heroes and interesting!villains (as in, it's not about taking over the world/etc). Adrian Pasdar's hair was wonderful as well. Oh, and David Anders! How could I forget you, you big hunk of manliness, you?

S3, P1 - Sylar. Elle. If only Arthur Petrelli hadn't killed Adam we might have seen an epic Sylar/Elle/Adam teamup which you know with actors like them would have been absofuckinglutely brillant. Sylar and Peter are brothers! Oops, no they're not! Which is yay for me since they're my Obsession and incest doesn't really do it for me. And we get the 'confused blinking' from Peter in I Am Become Death, which was adorable, admit it.

S3, P2 - the one where minor characters are the shiz. Point in case, Exposed with Sandra 'Awesomeness on a Stick' Bennet, even Lyle - who's barely in the episode - is awesome. Micah shows up with a deeper voice and the need to be a hero, love that boy. Sylar goes on a roadtrip with Dan Byrd, oops, a boy named Luke (aka the Sylar fanboy - it isn't just me who wanted to take his place, is it?). Cristine Rose was amazing in this volume, really, truly. I felt truly sorry for Sylar's uncle, Martin Gray, he seemed to have a sad life. Poor guy, should have taken little Gabriel with him. And let us not forget Wet Peter and Wet Sylar in Into Asylum.

All in all, I'm looking forward to Season 4, Volume 5 (comes on me b-day, WOO!). Maybe I'll even give you the lowdown on each ep, yeah?

My fic!baby

I'd just like to talk about my fic!baby for, uh, however long I want, bitch, this is my blog, g.

See, my fic!baby was inspired by an incredibly intense, very vivid dream I had the night I spent reading Drastically Redefining Protocol (an absofuckinglutely wonderful Merlin/Arthur AU fic) until 1am. Strangely (or not so, if you really know me) it wasn't Merlin/Arthur; instead it was *gasp* Peter/Sylar. Now, it's definitely changed since then but I'll give you the bare bones.

First off, a little background. It begins two years after Volume 4, with some added spoilers from Volume 5 (such as the character Emma). In this universe the slash relationships that MIGHT HAVE happened actually happened, such as Peter/Claude, Peter/Adam and Sylar/Mohinder (all of which are mentioned). It also references ALOT of chick flicks/romcoms. In fact it has taken on the plotline of a romcom, not unintentionally either. I'm a fan of the romcom and I will make obscure references to romcoms/chick flicks many people have never seen before. And I will use Peter and Sylar to make them. Yes, I am shameless.

So, Sylar sacrificed himself to save the world two years ago and someone brought him back from the brink of death. All the so-called 'good guys' have accepted him and helped him reintegrate himself into society. Noah and Angela even wrangled him a job at a local processing plant, as an engineer. Everything's pretty much perfect...except that a year ago he realised he was in love with one Peter Petrelli. And now his life is utterly fucked up because, in killing Nathan, he killed every chance he had with Peter. It's official, his life is shit.

Unbeknownst to him, Peter feels the same way. Ever since that Christmas night about a year ago, when Sylar sang 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas' and fell asleep on his lap, he's been lusting after a certain reformed serial killer. When he visits the man the morning after Sylar has been getting drunk with Mohinder (in order to get some advice about his shit life, no advice forthcoming unfortunately), he accidentally tells him he thinks of him as a brother. Taking matters into his own hands, Peter confronts Sylar at one of Claire's numerous parties and tells him how he really feels.

Sexytimes ensue, with some rather random slapstick stuff, usually because Peter is a klutz, although Sylar is a runner up. Ah well, that's love, I guess.

However when one of Peter's ex-boyfriends returns, trouble ensues and an obstacle is placed in the middle of our boys' pathway. Expect drunk encounters in bars, Sylar's efforts to pick up strangers, Lyle's bad flirting, an appearance by Luke, Peter singing a song, maybe a Say Anything scene with the radio and much more.

Will it end well? Have you been reading any of this? I'm a sucker for happy endings, possibly why I'm a fan of the romantic comedy. Feel good fun.

And now I'll leave you with a picture of the lovely men :)

Doesn't it look exactly like he's checking him out? Guh, the love.

The Wow Police

Definitely gonna have the Wow Police. They will search out the Wow and bring it to me. And then I will have the Wow, and no one else! MWAHAHAHA!

Uh, anyway. Again I haven't done much over here for awhile. Oh wells. Now, what's new?

1. Zachary Quinto. Is still as hot as ever. I mean, seriously. Now, I'm not gonna be one of those girls who shout "Will you marry me, [insert name here]?!" but it would be nice to meet him. You know, to say, "Hey, you're cool. Wanna hang?" Well, probably not that but, you know, something to that effect. Plus he's friends with Kristen Bell. Gotta give the boy points for that.

2. The character Rachel Young on Eleventh Hour. Definitely one of my favourite female characters at the mo. She gets to hit people. When slimy frat boys come on to her, she gets to assault them. What's not to love?

3. Peter/Sylar is my OTP. If there was an acronym for the most-obsessed-with-pairing-seriously-can't-think-of-these-characters-with-anyone-else (MOWPSCTOTCWAE? Nah, maybe just OTPF? One True Pairing Forever?). I've started writing a romcom-esque fic for them. This way I can combine my love of romantic comedies with Pylar and its beautiful strangeness. Set about two years after Volume 4, in an alternate universe where couples that MIGHT HAVE BEEN actually happened (Sylar/Mohinder, Peter/Claude) and where Sylar sacrificed himself to save the world thus becoming a reformed ex-serial killer when someone brought him back. Yeah, I call it my fic!baby for a reason. It's probably gonna take a while to write but I will persevere! Already have three interested readers so :) :) :)

4. I have only six more weeks (and some exams) and then I will have finished an ENTIRE FREAKING YEAR of university. Wow, so proud right now.

5. Amy Adams. In my head one day I once called her my female Zachary Quinto. Not because they look alike or anything (far from it) but because I'd watch any movie with Amy Adams in it just as I would with ZQ. I'm talking about horror movies and crappy movies, people. Not that these lovely people would ever make the latter. Like Christopher Eccleston before them, any movie with them in it would be made of win. Just because of their presence.

6. Pansy Division. Seriously, I love these guys.

That is all, I think. Hmmm.

I Fall In Love...

No one even noticed I was gone, did they? Oh, well. Whatever.

A lot has happened since I last posted. I watched the entire season of Merlin, fell in love with Merthur, now have Merthur friends to obsess with. Pylar (Peter/Sylar) has become major obsession with me - I can't stop writing fanfic for them! It's like a disease! The Pylar Disease! More attractive than swine flu, I suppose.

Anyway, a friend and I have also been watching (rewatching for me) Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Now that I watch it again, my slash tinted eyeballs (yes, my slash tinted glasses melted into my eyeballs) see all sorts of slash. Such as Riley/Forrest (a very very rare slash pairing, and yet it is so OBVIOUS), Spike/Xander (they shared a look! When a girl said, 'Have you all slept with each other?' or something to that effect), Buffy/Willow (oh please, it is so there), Buffy/Faith (damn straight. Some of it ain't even subtext), Willow/Fred (the latter so excited! And this is during Willow/Kennedy so I love it!), Angel/Lindsey (yes, I am a self-professed foe yay supporter), Wesley/Gunn (Wunn is such a cute name!), Wesley/Angel (I see it! I didn't see it before but now...).

I also watched Black Books, starring Dylan Moran (that sort-of-wet guy in Hot Fuzz). He plays this drunk Irish bastard. He has this long haired, bearded guy called Manny as an assistant who he bosses around. I support them as a couple because, well, they just act like they're married!

My brother now owns all the seasons of The X Files. If only he wasn't miles away, damn him. Still a Mulder/Scully fan although I do see other couples. Some of them make my eye twitch.

Also: Christian Kane. Played Lindsey MacDonald on Angel. He is hot. And can sing and play the guitar. I have two of his songs. He has such a beautiful voice! Very country, of course :) But still amazingly awesome.

Now: imagine the Heroes dancing around to 'It's Okay To Be Gay.' I dare you. I know I am.

On a more positive note...Merlin!!!

Okay, after that rather negative post, I've decided to go in a more positive direction, that is...

MERLIN

Fast becoming my favourite show (almost-but-not-quite ursurping Heroes). Merthur...fast becoming my favourite couple (but will never ursurp my all-time favourite couple, PYLAR).

I have watched every episode up to Episode 11. Only two more to go!

One Week: The Pylar Song

This song epitomises the Pylar relationship, at least to my way of thinking. So here it is (oh, and I don't own the lyrics):

It’s been one week since you looked at me
cocked your head to the side and said I’m angry.
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying get that together come back and see me.
Three days since the living room
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
But it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet Swiss
I like the sushi cause it’s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann rimes
Because I’m all about value
Bert kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I burst through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it’s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, cause then you’ll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous, you’ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
Its been three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you’re sorry

Chickity china the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking
Watching x-files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I’m getting frantic
Like Sting I’m tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don’t make films
But if I did they’d have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
Irons aren’t always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean? you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I’m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
And said you just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry

Isn't it the perfect song for them? :-)

pylarjunkie is...here?

So...I'm pylarjunkie. You may be wondering about my username...or you may not. If you are, then I'm pylarjunkie because I may a major fan of the Heroes pairing of Peter/Sylar, otherwise known as Pylar. Cool, huh?

I am seriously into TV. However there are not many people who share my love. At least in the university I'm studying at. I wish there was a class about TV shows. It would make my life so much easier.

Okay, TV shows I love:
Heroes
Bones
House
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Charmed
Smallville
Criminal Minds
NCIS
CSI:NY
Gilmore Girls
Psych
Doctor Who
Torchwood
Robin Hood
Alias (my new love)

Couples I support:
Sylar/Elle (Syelle), Claire/Zack (Clack), Peter/Sylar (Pylar) = Heroes
Brennan/Booth, Angela/Jack = Bones
House/Cuddy (Huddy) = House
Buffy/Spike (Spuffy) = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Clark/Lois (Clois), Chloe/Bart (Chlart) = Smallville
Hotchner/Prentiss, Morgan/Garcia = Criminal Minds
Tony/Ziva (Tiva) = NCIS
Luke/Lorelai (JavaJunkie), Rory/Jess (Literati) = Gilmore Girls
Jack/Gwen, Toshiko/Owen = Torchwood
Sydney/Vaughn = Alias

See how obsessed I am? No wonder there isn't anyone with my fondness of TV. Well, there are some but yeah.