Because if you can't blog about it, where can you, eh?

Okay.

*deep breath*

STOP IT, LAURA, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEMMA SO PLEASE STOP TALING ABOUT IT AND GETTING EXCITED ABOUT BECAUSE IT IS STUPID AND THERE WAS NOTHING THERE EXCEPT OHMYGODS-IT'S-THAT-CHICK-WHO-WAS-RUDE-TO-ME-SHE-CAN-PLAY-THE-CELLO. THERE WAS MORE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN HIM AND HESAM. SO PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. IT IS VERY ANNOYING.

ALSO, EMMA HAS BLONDE HAIR AND DARK EYEBROWS. WHY? I ASK YOU, WHY???

*deep breath*
Okay, phew, got that off my chest. Now I feel much better.

*pouts* I want some Peter/Sylar scenes, dammit.

Birthday Post

My birthday, so far = best day ever.

1. My philosophy lecture this morning. Time Travel (aka, the reason I took the class) was the subject started that very day. It was also - wait for it - Doctor Who themed! Seriously.

-Daleks on the screen at the front

-a fake TARDIS on the corner

-the lecturer dressed up as one of the previous Doctors, complete with scarf and wig

2. Everyone has been so lovely, all wishing me happy birthday. Guh, I love my friends and family!

3. Heroes volume 5 airs in the US on the date of my birthday so...*squee majorly*

4. Merlin aired yesterday. Jumping for joy, seriously.

5. I reserved Eric by Terry Pratchett and the library sent me an email today, the day after, to tell me they had it. Squee. The only TP book I haven't read. Guh.

6. Clare likes my fic!baby. I am happy.

7. I wrote the fourth part of the Apocalypse fic. Woo me.

8. It is my birthday. Nuff said.

I think I need a picture of esteemable Zachary Quinto right now.

He's wearing a blue shirt. Guh. He's just so hot. Really. Sigh. And he's smiling. I smile.

:)

See, I smile!

Birthday and TV shows

The Tyrant's birthday is this coming Monday. Be aware that there will be no partying at her residence. She said in a public statement, "Really, I just want to relax with a couple of friends, maybe watch some movies, you know, normal stuff." Sadly it has been found that she has at least two lectures on the day. There was a moment of mourning but it has passed.

-Zach, the Assistant

P.S. Look, I'm writing this because she's busy with...other stuff. The Apocalypse, but don't tell anyone I told you, k?

The Essay of Doom

...is the Philosophy Essay I have to Do. What is the best theory for Personal Identity and why?
First: WHO CARES?
Second: WHO CARES?
Third: It seriously sucks. And not in a good way.

URGH.

And that is all.

...and then there was a silence like no other and she knew she was DOOMED

Yeah.

Ideas keep popping into my head when I should be concentrating on my fic!baby *coughandmyschoolworkcough* but I know I'm writing Claude terribly OOC and yeah there's a reason but I feel really bad about it. Poor Claude, he really shouldn't have tried to change himself. As the movie Bridget Jones' Diary has taught me, men who look like Colin Firth will love you just the way you are! Obviously Claude has never watched this movie (or read the book). Well, he's not the chick flicks obsessed one *coughSylarcough* so I guess I can understand that but...still, it does strike me as OOC for Claude to even consider changing himself...maybe I should mention that he realised Peter was the only one who hadn't betrayed him (had in fact saved his life)? Oh, I don't know. All I know is that I'm gonna be plodding through these parts and cringing whenever Claude acts OOC. Damn my stupid brain.

On a slightly less frown-worthy note, my sister's getting her laptop back today! All fixed and everything! *does Dance of Joy*

Heroes

So I was reading this comment thread about when Heroes 'jumped the shark' or whatever. Now I'm the first to admit that Heroes is not exactly the most...coherent show, shall we say. It definitely has a lot of potential, and I would love to see the characters actually acting like Heroes (to date, uh, D.L. and Nicki, maybe? Monica? And where are they? Thank the gods they brought Micah back, now he's acting like a definite Hero, love him). But okay some of characters *cough* Maya, West *cough* are really WTF and I didn't really see any point to them (except that Claire needs a better friend *cough* Zach *cough* oh and that everyone likes to see some random woman sleep with a bug man).

However I love the show. Maybe it's a guilty pleasure, maybe it's the overall eye candy of the show, maybe it's because my Obsession is a part of it and hence I have to watch it, I don't know. See, if I stopped watching it, I would go into major Zachary Quinto withdrawal symptoms and die choking on the floor of my bedroom, my body to be discovered days later when my flatmates finally wonder where that smell is coming from.

I have just recently finished watching Volume 4 and cannot wait until Volume 5. I think I'm gonna like this Samuel guy (Robert Knepper, I think the actor's name is - his voice, I love it) even though you can see they're gonna make him the Big Bad (I love that he says revenge is in the cards, not justice, Go him). And Claire kisses a girl! I mean, come on, don't tell me you're not looking forward to that. In fact I think she kisses her roommate Gretchen (Madeleine Zima, FTW) so it's even better.

S1 - I started watching because of Milo Ventimiglia and stayed because of Zachary Quinto. Plus it had the added wowness of Malcolm McDowell (what is it with me and bad guy's voices?) and Christopher Eccleston (invisible hobo, FTW, and he's my favourite Doctor by far).

S2 - Kristen Bell and Dana Davis, I wish they had remained on the show *sigh* Finally characters who are heroes and interesting!villains (as in, it's not about taking over the world/etc). Adrian Pasdar's hair was wonderful as well. Oh, and David Anders! How could I forget you, you big hunk of manliness, you?

S3, P1 - Sylar. Elle. If only Arthur Petrelli hadn't killed Adam we might have seen an epic Sylar/Elle/Adam teamup which you know with actors like them would have been absofuckinglutely brillant. Sylar and Peter are brothers! Oops, no they're not! Which is yay for me since they're my Obsession and incest doesn't really do it for me. And we get the 'confused blinking' from Peter in I Am Become Death, which was adorable, admit it.

S3, P2 - the one where minor characters are the shiz. Point in case, Exposed with Sandra 'Awesomeness on a Stick' Bennet, even Lyle - who's barely in the episode - is awesome. Micah shows up with a deeper voice and the need to be a hero, love that boy. Sylar goes on a roadtrip with Dan Byrd, oops, a boy named Luke (aka the Sylar fanboy - it isn't just me who wanted to take his place, is it?). Cristine Rose was amazing in this volume, really, truly. I felt truly sorry for Sylar's uncle, Martin Gray, he seemed to have a sad life. Poor guy, should have taken little Gabriel with him. And let us not forget Wet Peter and Wet Sylar in Into Asylum.

All in all, I'm looking forward to Season 4, Volume 5 (comes on me b-day, WOO!). Maybe I'll even give you the lowdown on each ep, yeah?

My fic!baby

I'd just like to talk about my fic!baby for, uh, however long I want, bitch, this is my blog, g.

See, my fic!baby was inspired by an incredibly intense, very vivid dream I had the night I spent reading Drastically Redefining Protocol (an absofuckinglutely wonderful Merlin/Arthur AU fic) until 1am. Strangely (or not so, if you really know me) it wasn't Merlin/Arthur; instead it was *gasp* Peter/Sylar. Now, it's definitely changed since then but I'll give you the bare bones.

First off, a little background. It begins two years after Volume 4, with some added spoilers from Volume 5 (such as the character Emma). In this universe the slash relationships that MIGHT HAVE happened actually happened, such as Peter/Claude, Peter/Adam and Sylar/Mohinder (all of which are mentioned). It also references ALOT of chick flicks/romcoms. In fact it has taken on the plotline of a romcom, not unintentionally either. I'm a fan of the romcom and I will make obscure references to romcoms/chick flicks many people have never seen before. And I will use Peter and Sylar to make them. Yes, I am shameless.

So, Sylar sacrificed himself to save the world two years ago and someone brought him back from the brink of death. All the so-called 'good guys' have accepted him and helped him reintegrate himself into society. Noah and Angela even wrangled him a job at a local processing plant, as an engineer. Everything's pretty much perfect...except that a year ago he realised he was in love with one Peter Petrelli. And now his life is utterly fucked up because, in killing Nathan, he killed every chance he had with Peter. It's official, his life is shit.

Unbeknownst to him, Peter feels the same way. Ever since that Christmas night about a year ago, when Sylar sang 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas' and fell asleep on his lap, he's been lusting after a certain reformed serial killer. When he visits the man the morning after Sylar has been getting drunk with Mohinder (in order to get some advice about his shit life, no advice forthcoming unfortunately), he accidentally tells him he thinks of him as a brother. Taking matters into his own hands, Peter confronts Sylar at one of Claire's numerous parties and tells him how he really feels.

Sexytimes ensue, with some rather random slapstick stuff, usually because Peter is a klutz, although Sylar is a runner up. Ah well, that's love, I guess.

However when one of Peter's ex-boyfriends returns, trouble ensues and an obstacle is placed in the middle of our boys' pathway. Expect drunk encounters in bars, Sylar's efforts to pick up strangers, Lyle's bad flirting, an appearance by Luke, Peter singing a song, maybe a Say Anything scene with the radio and much more.

Will it end well? Have you been reading any of this? I'm a sucker for happy endings, possibly why I'm a fan of the romantic comedy. Feel good fun.

And now I'll leave you with a picture of the lovely men :)

Doesn't it look exactly like he's checking him out? Guh, the love.

The Wow Police

Definitely gonna have the Wow Police. They will search out the Wow and bring it to me. And then I will have the Wow, and no one else! MWAHAHAHA!

Uh, anyway. Again I haven't done much over here for awhile. Oh wells. Now, what's new?

1. Zachary Quinto. Is still as hot as ever. I mean, seriously. Now, I'm not gonna be one of those girls who shout "Will you marry me, [insert name here]?!" but it would be nice to meet him. You know, to say, "Hey, you're cool. Wanna hang?" Well, probably not that but, you know, something to that effect. Plus he's friends with Kristen Bell. Gotta give the boy points for that.

2. The character Rachel Young on Eleventh Hour. Definitely one of my favourite female characters at the mo. She gets to hit people. When slimy frat boys come on to her, she gets to assault them. What's not to love?

3. Peter/Sylar is my OTP. If there was an acronym for the most-obsessed-with-pairing-seriously-can't-think-of-these-characters-with-anyone-else (MOWPSCTOTCWAE? Nah, maybe just OTPF? One True Pairing Forever?). I've started writing a romcom-esque fic for them. This way I can combine my love of romantic comedies with Pylar and its beautiful strangeness. Set about two years after Volume 4, in an alternate universe where couples that MIGHT HAVE BEEN actually happened (Sylar/Mohinder, Peter/Claude) and where Sylar sacrificed himself to save the world thus becoming a reformed ex-serial killer when someone brought him back. Yeah, I call it my fic!baby for a reason. It's probably gonna take a while to write but I will persevere! Already have three interested readers so :) :) :)

4. I have only six more weeks (and some exams) and then I will have finished an ENTIRE FREAKING YEAR of university. Wow, so proud right now.

5. Amy Adams. In my head one day I once called her my female Zachary Quinto. Not because they look alike or anything (far from it) but because I'd watch any movie with Amy Adams in it just as I would with ZQ. I'm talking about horror movies and crappy movies, people. Not that these lovely people would ever make the latter. Like Christopher Eccleston before them, any movie with them in it would be made of win. Just because of their presence.

6. Pansy Division. Seriously, I love these guys.

That is all, I think. Hmmm.